THE ANSWER: SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!


ORIGIN

-Founded in 1954 in U.S.A. by L. Ron Hubbard
-Based off of his works "Dianetics"
-Actual Meaning: Knowing about Knowing
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KEY BELIEFS

-Reincarnation
-Separation of spirit (thetan) and body
-Spirit is billions of years old and has lived in other bodies and on other planets
-When someone dies, spirit picks up new body in hospital nursery
-No Heaven or Hell
-Supreme Being
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File:South Park Xenu.jpg

-Individual spirit is a sort of god when it is at full potential
-Does not pronounce whether there is God or not
-Power of spirit has almost no limit: Can even blow up planets
-Spirit is basically a "good spirit"
-MAIN GOAL: Remove Earth and Mind of bad spirits!

SACRED TEXTS

-All books written by founder, L. Ron Hubbard, which include:
-Dianetics: the Original Thesis
-Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
-Dianetics: The Evolution of a Science
-Science of Survival
-Self Analysis
-History of Man
-Scientology: 88
-Scientology 8:80
-Scientology: 8-8008
-How to Live Though an Executive
-Scientology 55
-The Creation of Human Ability
-Scientology the Fundamentals of Thought
- The Problems of Work
-All About Radiation
-Have You Lived Before This Life?
-Scientology a New Slant on Life
-Introduction to Scientology Ethics
-The Phoenix Lectures
PRACTICES
-Auditing- form of spiritual counseling between a Scientology minister and a parishioner
-Bridge to Total Freedom- two complementary religious practices of auditing and training
-E-Meters- used to measure the mental state or change of state of a person, helping the auditor and parishioner locate and handle areas of spiritual distress existing below the individual’s current awareness
FUN FACTS
-Scientologists do believe in a Supreme Being, but do not worship one. Scientology believes that only through total spiritual enlightenment can one then truly discover and understand the Supreme Being.
-The Church of Scientology is the first large organization to be banned from editing Wikipedia.
-Germany is seeking to ban Scientology.
-Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Lisa Cartwright (Simpsons) and Anne Archer are members of the Church of Scientology.
-Scientology involves the practice of ‘auditing,’ which is a one-on-one session with a Scientology counselor or ‘auditor.’
-It involves an E-meter, that measures changes in electrical resistance through the body and supposedly helps locate areas of concern.
-The Church of Scientology and all of it’s companies do not pay tax because they fall under the categories of religious practices.
-Scientology holds a religious status only in the United States and Australia